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Three Kids Two and Under: A Year in Review in Numbers

Those who know me well, are very aware that I’m a numbers nerd.  What better way to sum up the one-year birthday of Clara and Nicolyn than with a few solid numbers for posterity.  Next post:  a year in review in pictures (probably a little more interesting for the rest of you, but I had a great time putting this together).

Weight of twins at birth: 14 lbs. 7 oz. ( 7 lbs. 4 oz. and 7 lbs. 3 oz.)

Length of twins at birth:  42.25 inches (21.25 inches and 21 inches)

Weeks gestation at twins’ birth:  38 weeks

Number of months Jenelle was on nausea medication:  8.5 (including two weeks post-delivery)

Days of live-in help after twins were born:  40 (Jonathan’s mom, my mom, and my sister – I know blessings will be showered on you dear souls)

Number of days Jonathan worked from home for only four hours a day (to help transition me to full-time):  1 month

Contributions to landfills.  Diapers purchased and used in 12 months for three children:  approximately 5,438

Number of Costco formula cans used in 12 months:  approximately  116  (about 1 can every 3 days; not including all the free sample cans people gave us or two months of pumping)

Number of bottles washed on average per day before the babies were 6 months old:  17

Number of bottles washed on average per day after the twins were 6 months old:  11

Number of Rick Steves travel videos watched while feeding twins:  80+

Number of DiGiorno’s pizzas eaten (Vance family equivalent of fast food):  36

Number of DiGiorno’s pizzas left in freezer yet to be eaten:  9

Age difference between Clara and Nicolyn:  18 minutes (Clara is older)

Age difference between Annika and twins:  22 months, 1 day

Number of months our family had three children ages 1 and younger:  2

Average number of hours of sleep Jenelle got during night hours the first couple of weeks:  1

Average number of hours of sleep Jenelle got after waking both babies up at the same time during the night:  4

Number of days twins slept in parents’ room:  0

Age Nicolyn and Clara moved to separate cribs:  4 months

Age Clara and Nicolyn crawled:  7.5 months

Age Clara and Nicolyn walked:  10.5 months

Number of car seats that fit in a Toyota Corolla:  3

Number of times Jenelle has gone out with all three kids by herself (you know something is an event if you can list numbers like this)–

Park:  5

Joann’s:  3

Costco:  1

Grocery store:  0

Doctor:  4

Library:  3

Number of times Jonathan has taken all three kids out by himself:  1

Number of times Jonathan watched all three kids by himself:  many, many (ie.  all the German classes, gym workouts, breakdown-need-time-to-myself evenings, etc.)  I don’t want you to think there hasn’t been some equally yoked-ness going on around here.

Number of plane rides Jenelle, Annika, Clara, and Nicolyn have traveled on during the last 12 months:  4

Number of plane rides Jonathan has traveled on during the last 12 months:  17

Number of days Jonathan traveled away from home during last 12 months:  28

Number of doctor visits during last 12 months:  63

Number of adult evening German language classes Jenelle has attended:  23

Number of times Jenelle has said “Isn’t (insert cute kid action)  so cute?”:  Who knows?  A lot.  Then times that by three very cute kids.

Number of breakdowns Jenelle has had:  Not as many as the “cute” number.  But a fair number.

Amount spent on chocolate “therapy”:  classified

Number of attempted sewing machine repairs (for sewing therapy):  5

Happy birthday Nicolyn and Clara!  It has been a whirlwind of a year, but we hope that somewhere in there you’ve felt often how much we love you and are so happy you are part of our family!

You Think Sew?

Avid Jonathan & Jenelle blog readers will easily recall that Jenelle has showed her sewing talents on a number of occasions.  But they may not realize that Jenelle doesn’t limit herself to Halloween costumes — in fact, she recently turned out a hip new ironing board cover (well, as hip as an ironing board cover can be) and a cute blouse.

On the Runway at Age One

Clara and Nicolyn celebrated their first birthday in late April.  The entire family is very relived to have reached this milestone with everyone’s sanity more-or-less intact.  Among some very exciting birthday presents from Nana and Grandpa Dell was a large selection of dress-up clothes that any little girl would be excited to have (including a magic wand from Aunt Autumn).  The girls quickly realized how to make the most of these.

Nana and Grandpa Dell in Oregon

In late April the Vance family was fortunate enough to have as their guests Nana and Grandpa Dell — or, as Annika sometimes calls them, “Jonathan’s parents.”  Grandpa Dell did all of the home repair projects that Jonathan had left undone.  Nana brought wonderful birthday presents for the girls.  Together, everyone went to the zoo on a beautiful Saturday.